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Wednesday, June 29, 2011

ROUND 21: Comics For June 29, 2011 Vacation Edition

Welcome to week 1 of Vacation Comics-Athon. When I met the effluvious (not a real word) Rusty Shackles I ended up grabbing an issue I was looking for of the Rocketeer Adventures and I stopped off at the wonderful Laughing Ogre Comics in Columbus, Ohio on Sunday and along with a new Transmetropolitan volume and the Nextwave complete TPB I got a few comics I'd not seen before.

Back Rack, Meshach and Abendnego


Rocketeer Adventures #2
I will repeat that if I am aware that there is an attractive Betty Page-ish girl in a book, I will be more likely to buy it. It is the same rule that got me to finally get a copy of The Spirit #14 reviewed in Round 15 that I bought for similar reasons. So far my belief that Betty Page look-alikes in comics mean quality has stood up. The new Rocketeer Adventures is a fun blast of nostalgia with wildly different stories, brassy dames and wonderful art. And everything requires little knowledge of the world or setting so you can pick up these books.
Favorite Comic
Score: +2


Gladstone's School For World Conquerors
I like supervillains and I too have desired to conquer the world. Gladstone's is a place I would like to go fully of interesting and bright characters, storylines that are shaping up to something and a fun environment. If I had kids I'd give them this book and if I weren't going to get visited by the police I'd hand this book out to kids on the street. The book is a lot of fun so hook up a younger reader.
Score: +1




The Sandman Presents Petrefax
Petrefax came from that Sandman story World's End where he decided to leave his master to explore the worlds and this story follows the young mortician on his journey. The problem is the journey is full of tropes with confusing characters and really a lack of wonderment leaving it a very dry story, at least for me. While I found the characters interesting nothing ever felt vital or at risk and the 100 pages quickly became a bore to read through. It lacks the fun or magic of Gaiman but it is far from horrible. In the end like a corpse it is very dry.
Score: +0


Hulk-Sized Mini-Hulks
I decided to try another kids book this week because I'd see the Mini-Hulks back up feature and decided to give it a try. HSMH left me without much enjoyment. The jokes follow a painfully dull format. While it is a gag a day style strip, that in no way means it has to be dull. What could be an enjoyable book just feels like a newspaper strip with better printing qualities. I'd not give this to a kid.
Score: -1




The Spirit #14
This may be my favorite single issue ever. I reviewed it twice, I've kept on rereading it. It is a great issue of comics. BUY IT! BUY IT! BUY IT!

Score: + All The Points



































IDW: +2
Veritgo: +0
Image: +1
Marvel: -1
DC: + All The Points

...and then DC got all the points for the week. See you next week internet when I pick up some comics with Joe Hunter of Changeling and then I yell at him I guess.

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

ROUND EIGHTEEN: New Comics for June 22, 2011 (and a little bit about the last two weeks)

First off, no. I'm not going to apologize for not posting reviews for the last two weeks. Secondly, yes. I did read those comics. Third, yes. There will be new music in the form of a free downloadable ep from Adam WarRock and myself very soon, which happens to also be the reason why all my writing time was dedicated to rap music and not reviewing comic books.

Anyways, here's what you missed:

June 8, I bought these comics:
American Vampire: Survival of the Fittest #1 (of 5)
Black Panther: The Man Without Fear #519
Booster Gold #45
Mega Man #2
Morning Glories #10
Punisher Max #14
Scalped #49
Ultimate Spider-Man #159
The Unwritten #26

All of them were really good, except Black Panther, which was a really bad comic book gussied up with amazing artwork. My favorite comic book that week was Mega Man #2 for somehow being able to pack emotion into an issue where Rock destroys 3 of 6 Robot Masters. The best comic book that week was Scalped #49 for the scene where Dash and Catcher have a shootout on the inside of a pickup truck.

The following week, June 15, 2011 I bought these comics:
Batgirl #22
Cinderella: Fables are Forever #5 (of 6)
Deadpool Max #9
Generation Hope #8
Invincible #80
Power Girl #25
Supergirl #65
Uncanny X-Men #538
X-Factor #221

All of these comics were also very good, except Deadpool Max #9, which, as another reviewer pointed out in a much more timely manner, suffered greatly from the lack of Kyle Baker's particular brand of pop-art insanity. My favorite comic book that week was Batgirl #22 because an American superheroine in London is a phrase I never knew I needed to type so badly. The best comic book that week was Generation Hope #8 for Teon's courtroom-survivalist evolution and all of the potential madness that last page promises.

Old business now properly handled and out of the way, let's talk about this week's comics, shall we? Here's what I bought:
Black Panther: The Man Without Fear #520
Captain America #619
Fables #106
Ultimate Spider-Man #160
Zatanna #14

Not a big pull for me this week. It looks like I'll be able to make some progress towards catching up on Booster Gold and playing Darksiders on PS3, which it turns out is a super fun game. I digress... Let's get judgmental about comics!

Do you remember the movie A Night at the Roxbury? No? Well, that's ok. Because Adam Beechen remembers it just fine. This fun little done-in-one by the writer of the also quite fun Batman Beyond series begins with Zatanna lecturing her cousin (imagine Johnny Storm as a stage magician) about responsibility and then he's attacked by a succubus because he wasn't responsible enough to see that one coming. So, of course it's up to Zee to responsible her cousin out of the mess he irresponsibled himself into in the first place. This issue is a perfect addition to a series whose trademark is adventure lite.
SCORE: +1


Captain America is one of those series that if you're not already reading it, you'll never ever know how consistently great it is until you're reading some top ten or twenty list of all time best runs ten or twenty years from now and you see Ed Brubaker's Captain America on the list and you go, "I remember when that was coming out..." and so you pick up the omnibus or essential reprint and about the time you get to the second or third story arc you say, "Oh my god, this comic book is fantastic." And then you keep reading. Forever. This issue sees Bucky reunite with the Black Widow after a daring-but-reckless prison break and, more importantly, it has Nick Fury in a suit shooting missiles at robots as drawn by Chris Samnee. I once met Mr. Samnee at a convention and shook his hand and thanked him for his work on Thor: The Mighty Avenger. If I ever meet him again I'm going to shake his hand and thank him for this comic.
SCORE: +1

A lot of hubbub has been raised about this issue already and I'm sure a lot of much more skilled writers than I will have much more insightful things to say about it. So all I really want to say about it is that, for some reason the big moment didn't really resonate with me emotionally the way I thought it should have. I think that may actually be a failing on my part and not the comic. This series has always been one that is best read in trades or arcs and I think that may be what happened with this issue. It's pure momentum in the issues leading to this one and the fact that real-time and not story-time has passed between the last page of the last issue and the first page of this one detracts from the overall effect of this issue. All said and done, Ultimate Spider-Man remains Ultimate Spider-Man and it's a great comic. My favorite super hero book on the stands, hands down. Also, I'm not sure if it was intentional but there's totally a shout out to the cover of Action Comics #1 when Peter smashes Norman Osborn with a truck, which was pretty cool.
SCORE: +1

The Best Comic Book of the Week was Fables #106, which finally wraps up the Mister Dark saga while leaving a few new threats and twists on the table. The manner in which Bill Willingham actually deals with Mister Dark seemed, to me, a little bit too tidy at first. But after a couple more pages I realized that it's absolutely in keeping with the tone of Fables as a whole. The series has never shied away from actiony bits but even when it happened it was always in such a way that there seemed to be more talking than hitting/stabbing/doing. For most comics that would be a bad thing, but it absolutely works in Fables. That's what I pay my $2.99 to see. I look forward to reading more Fables comics in which they stand around talking the whole time.
SCORE: +2

I've been giving this series a hard time. But for good reason; the last few issues have been really, really bad. The only saving grace for this book was that the art has been consistently phenomenal. Best-looking-book-on-the-racks good. With this issue writer David Liss shows off some of the reasons he was given the job in the first place. The dynamic between Storm and Black Panther is just and absolute joy to behold. I laughed out loud several times during their banter. There are still some of the same qualms I had with previous issues but not on any of the pages where Storm and Black Panther are together. Not that I even need to say it at this point, but Jefte Palo's artwork is just amazing. This is My Favorite Comic Book of the Week.
SCORE: +2

Well, there you have it. New comics reviewed on the same day they come out. I wouldn't have believed it myself if I hadn't been there to witness the whole thing. Just don't get used to it. Score tally!
Marvel: 4
DC: 1
Vertigo: 2

Marvel wins this week, meaning they get to live to fight the resurrected zombie black lantern versions of DC and Vertigo. Thanks for reading. See you next time!

Oh, also don't forget to check out Changeling, the new webcomic by our other reviewer, Luke and Joe Hunter, who doesn't review comics here..............yet.

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

ROUNDS 14 & 16: New Comics Reviews for May 25 & June 1, 2011

Seriously, you guys, I don't know how this blog would survive without Luke. Not only is he keeping up with the current weeks comics, he's doing it on time and he's doing it with style. Let's all make the sound of one hand clapping for the guy.

I, on the other hand, am charmingly and fashionably late. I have not one, but two weeks worth of comics I should have read and reviewed long ago. I'm giving you the super condensed version this time, along with an apology, because I've just got too much else that I have to write and I don't think it'll hurt too many people's feelings if I assign this blog as the lowest on the priority chain.

But, so that I'm not giving you nothing but apologies, here's the list of what I picked up:

May 25
American Vampire #15
Captain America #618
Detective Comics #877
FF #4
Secret Warriors #27
Uncanny X-Men #537
The Walking Dead #85
Xombi #3

June 1
Batman Beyond #6
iZombie #14
S.H.I.E.L.D. (v2) #1
Sweet Tooth #22
Uncanny X-Force #11
X-Factor #220

Absolutely everything I read was really, really good so it all gets a score of +1, but my favorites were FF #4 and Xombi #3 for the week of May 25, and iZombie #14 and Uncanny X-Force #11 for June 1. They were amazing and get scores of +2.

Again, sorry for the lack of content. On the bright side, my being too busy to post for the last couple weeks means that there's going to be new music very soon from my rap group The Remnant and my good friend Adam WarRock and myself. So stay tuned for that. Also, a big thanks goes to Luke, who is keeping this blog up to date with new reviews every week. Make sure you check out his webcomic, Socialfist. Also, check out the webcomic Let's Be Friends Again, because Curt and Chris are good dudes and their comic is the best.

Thanks for sticking with me, all. New reviews soon. I promise!

Thursday, June 2, 2011

ROUND TEN: New(ish) Comics for May 18, 2011

I could make an excuse for why these reviews are two weeks late, but I won't. I'd rather jump straight into reviewing some comics. In the interest of getting these done as quickly as possible I'm going to do another lightning round.

Here's what I bought two weeks ago.

X-Factor #219
Ultimate Comics Spider-Man #158
Zatanna #13
Supergirl #64
Uncanny X-Force #10
Fables #105
Power Girl #24
Booster Gold #44
Superman/Batman #84
Deadpool Max #8
T.H.U.N.D.E.R. Agents #7
Li'l Depressed Boy #4
Generation Hope #7

In case you didn't know it already, don't ever... evereverevereverevereverEVER mess with Monet. Also, there hasn't been a bad issue of this comic since it started, so... yeah.
SCORE: +1









Another series that hasn't ever had a bad issue, this one builds up to the final (?) showdown between Peter Parker and Norman Osborne. All the hype built up around the Death of Spider-Man storyline definitely works in this issue's favor, as the last panel is a cliffhanger that leans in a very specific direction. And it's not a good one. For Peter, that is. It's a good one for readers.
SCORE: +1






Brother Night is back and I'm a little surprised to find myself looking forward to what's going to happen. It doesn't hurt that Jamal Igle's art is kind of awesome. The news of DC's relaunch is a bitter pill to swallow with regards to books like this that have been consistently enjoyable.
SCORE: +1








This issue wraps up what should have been Nick Spencer's first arc and I'm pretty sure that's how it's going to be remembered (if at all): The Supergirl arc that Nick Spencer wrote a little of. The best part of this issue is that Kelly Sue DeConnick will be writing it next month. It wasn't awful, though.
SCORE: 0








I still need to catch up to this issue so no review. Sorry.
SCORE: ???











When two wind gods get together there's gonna be a whole lot of talk in the air and that's exactly what happens in this issue. Bigby and his father the North Wind have a long talk. It's a good thing this is Fables and that's exactly what this series does well.
SCORE: +1








Somebody who wrote a better review of this issue gave it a middling score because of the way it jumps around. I find that I agree with that review.
SCORE: 0










I like everything about this book. The writing and dialog are snappy and the art is stylish and has a sense of quickness to it. Kieron Gillen's and Salvador Espin have a good thing going here, and this is another solid issue.
SCORE: +1










I wrote a whole thing over at Luke's site, socialfist.com, about how much we all suck for letting this book get cancelled and reading this issue just makes it even more sucky that it's not going on past issue #12. This book is AMAZING. Read it now before everyone else figures out what they're missing and it becomes the trendy thing to do.
SCORE: +1







I'm still not caught up with this series so I didn't read this issue, either.
SCORE: ???











This isn't a spoiler anymore for two reasons: 1) it's two weeks old, so if you haven't read it by now that's your own fault, and 2) issue #11 just came out this week (making it three or four issues in a row this book has come out every two weeks) and the gang is going to the Age of Apocalypse. I have a theory regarding this book, that Rick Remender is taking everything that was terrible about 90s Marvel Comics and making it awesome. More on this later.
SCORE: +1





This was such an easy choice for Best Comic Book of the Week. Pretty much everything I read this week was really good, but this was way ahead of the pack. It's a bit heavy handed, but in the right way, if that makes any sense. Basically, it's going to make you angry because anger is the only decent and human response to the things that happen in this issue. The fill-in artist, Hendry Prasetya does a pretty fantastic Sami Basri impression, too. Just really well done all around.
SCORE: +2





Oh, man. How could a comic book called "The Li'l Depressed Boy" be this good? Does that make me a bad person? Or worse; a hipster? I don't even care. LDB is super fun even when it demolishes you like this issue did to me. This is My Favorite Comic Book of the Week.
SCORE: +2







Good gentlepeople, let us tally the scores, shall we? RESULTS!

Marvel: 5
DC: 3
Image: 2
Vertigo: 1

That was actually closer than I thought it would be. If I would just hurry up and get caught up on all my series DC might not have perished along with Image and Vertigo when their spaceship crashed landed on Earth, forcing them to seek out one worthy to carry on the mantle of Green Lantern.

Thanks for reading, everyone!

Saturday, May 14, 2011

ROUND EIGHT: Comics for May 11, 2011

Welcome one and all to my weekly review of the comics I bought! Every week I buy comics and then talk about them. Unfortunately, most of my friends are not readers of comics so there's only so much they can stand before they stop inviting me to parties. And now this blog is where I dump everything they can't understand.

Enough introduction... Here's what I bought this week:

FF #3
Batman, Incorporated #6
The Unwritten #25
Punisher Max #13
Daredevil: Reborn #4 of 4
Batgirl #21
Black Panther: The Man Without Fear #618
Chew #27
Cinderella: Fables Are Forever #4 of 6
Mega Man #1

Let's get judgemental!


Almost everything I bought this week was exceptional. Almost. So let's we get the worst of the week's book out of the way up front, shall we? Black Panther: The Man Without Fear #618 was a mess. Since David Liss took over writing the book and Black Panther took over Daredevil's role it's been wildly inconsistent, ranging from seven-face-kicks-in-one-issue awesomeness to not-quite-fan-fic terrible. This issue managed to be all of that without any actual face kicks. It wraps up the first arc in a flurry of unnecessary exposition of the sort where characters are explaining what they're doing as they do it. It's tough to read. But, and this is a "but" so big Too $hort wrote songs about it, the last page. Oh, the last page. Even after the trainwreck that this arc has been in parts, especially the end, the last page is perfect and makes me earnestly excited to read what comes next. The other big ol' but in this series is Francesco Francavilla. He's simply amazing and I will continue to buy this book for as long as he draws it. He's also the only reason this book didn't score a -1.
SCORE: 0


The other worst book of the week is Daredevil: Reborn #4 of 4. The best thing about this issue is that it's the last of the series. It's just not good. I'm not sure what happened. Andy Diggle is a good writer but from his first issue of Daredevil to this one, his run with the character just got worse with each new book. If you haven't already, don't buy this comic. The art is really good, but unlike Francavilla's Black Panther, Davide Gianfelice is not enough to save it. Did I say the art is really good? Because it's really good. His style reminds me a lot of Pasqual Ferry with sharper lines. But here's the thing: Matt Murdock does not look good rocking the beard-and-no-mustache look. Ugh.
SCORE: -1

SPOILER ALERT: Everything else I'm going to review was awesome. If you haven't bought these books already then you totally should.

FF #3 is great in the way that Jonathan Hickman's entire run on Fantastic Four/FF has been great. There's very little action, but it doesn't need fighting because Doctor Doom is inviting the smartest super villains in the Marvel Universe to the Baxter Building to figure out how to kill Reed Richards four times. That is objectively awesome. There is nothing you can say about that to make it any less than it is. And what it is is awesome. I mean, Doctor Doom literally sent out invitations.
SCORE: +1





In The Unwritten #25, Tom Taylor explodes out of the abstract concept of a novel into the real world via a glass of water. Other things happen as well, but I encourage you to read the previous sentence again. This book is fantastic and I would buy it every month just on the promise of getting another Mr. Bun/Pauly Bruckner issue once every year. But again, I encourage you to read the first sentence of this review.
SCORE: +1






Oops! I'm not all the way caught up with this series, so I can't review it yet. Sorry everyone. It's written by Chris Roberson, though, so I feel confident that it has earned its +1 score.
SCORE: +1









Chew #27 is a pretty ingenious idea come to fruition. The last issue to come out was #18 (it was awesome, btw) and instead of releasing issue #19 the series jumps ahead by a full year of publication to #27. Is the issue good? Well, yeah. It's Chew after all, but it still leaves all the questions from #18 unanswered while simultaneously posing a year's worth of new questions. As an exercise in making me want to keep reading, does it work? Yeah. It does. But the real question is does it make for good comics? Yeah. It does that, too.
SCORE: +1




This comic is the opening "cinematic" that you get when you wait to press start in the game. If you've ever played the games you already know everything that happens in this comic. There is literally nothing added to the story. There's no new twist on the formula. And that's exactly what it needed to be.
SCORE: +1







Look at this cover. Oh my god, it's beautiful. You can't see it on this image, but the cover for Batgirl #21 credits the art to Pere Perez. The wonderful surprise awaiting me when I opened the book was page after page of art by Dustin Nguyen. It's enough to make a fella swoon... Seriously, there hasn't been a less-than-great issue of Batgirl since Stephanie Brown took the mantle from Cassandra Cain and this one is no different. Batgirl faces the Reapers' next contestant, the Grey Ghost knows not what he does, Proxy makes a life changing decision, and Niles enjoys reading all of it.
SCORE: +1




Batman, Incorporated #6 is one of the best comic books I've ever read. It's perfect. It's just absolutely perfect on every level and from every angle. From Bruce Wayne's take on Voltaire's theology, to Batman: Message Board Troll, to "Welcome to Gotham.", to the very last page, this comic book is perfect. It's the fulfilled promise of the maximized potential of what a comic called "Batman, Incorporated" can be. If you haven't bought it already, go buy it now. If you already bought it, give your copy to someone who didn't and go buy it again. Look for this one at the Eisners next year for best single issue.
SCORE: +2




"Juxtaposition" is not a word I like to use very often. It's one of those words that, once you say it, it immediately makes people not want to be friends with you. Unfortunately, that's the name of the game in Punisher Max #13. This is My Favorite Comic Book of the Week because the juxtaposition works so marvelously well that I don't even care that I've now used the word "juxtaposition" twice. Three times. The issue picks up right where the last one left off, with Frank in prison and thinking back on the day he returned to the states after fighting in the Vietnam War. The Young Frank/Old Frank thing works so well because we realize that they're the exact same. Frank walking into his house for the first time is the same as Frank walking into the solitary confinement cell. This is my favorite issue of the book since the phenomenal Kingpin arc.
SCORE: +2

That's what I read this week, so what's say we see who lives and who dies...

Marvel: +2
DC: +3
Image: +1
Vertigo: +2
Archie: +1

Oh, man. DC and the rest of the publishers were at the park, just cold chillin' having a picnic when a mob war broke out and all of them except for DC were caught in the crossfire causing DC to swear revenge and begin a mission to eradicate crime by savagely murdering every criminal. I guess any week that two great Bat-books come out is a week where DC is going to win. It certainly didn't help Marvel that two really bad Daredevil-related books came out this week. Anyways, thanks for reading! See you next week!

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

ROUND FOUR: Comics for April 21, 2011

Ok, again with the late reviews. I won't presume to promise that this'll be the last time. Since these are reviews for last week's comics and I've already started reading this week's comics I'm going to resort to the old one (or more)-sentence trick. Oh yeah. That's how we're gonna party today. Get excited.

Everybody knows that everything in the world ever is a competition, so every week the publishers of the comics I read will be fighting for ultimate supremacy; hence "DC versus Marvel". I'm not limiting contestants to only DC and Marvel; I just shortened it for the sake of a catchier blog title. Books will be ranked from -1 to +1 which will add to or subtract from each publisher's overall score. Two +2 scores will be given per week for "Best Comic" of the week and "My Favorite Comic" of the week. I hope it never comes to this (because I don't usually like to buy bad comics), but if a book is just super terrible I may give a score of -2. When all scores are added up I will declare a winner and all other publishers will be killed. Thankfully, this is comics so nobody ever stays dead and we'll start right back over next week.

So here's what I picked up:
Deadpool Max #7
Fables #104
Generation Hope #6
Invincible #79
Power Girl #23
The Sixth Gun #11
Supergirl #63
Superman/Batman #83
Uncanny X-Force #8
X-Factor #218
Zatanna #12

I didn't read Generation Hope #6 or Superman/Batman #83 because I'm not caught up with either series. Don't you judge me.

Without further ado, because I'm tired and I want to read more before I have to go to bed............. FIGHT!!!

Zatanna #12 was almost My Favorite Comic Book of the week because it was smart and fun; pretty much exactly what a comic book about a Las Vegas magician who is also a super hero should be.
SCORE: +1









This week I finished reading Sterling Gates and Jamal Igle's run on Supergirl and was floored by how good it is despite being hobbled by event after event to tie into and I found myself wondering how good it could have been without being tied down. This week I found my answer: It could have been this good.
SCORE: +1







I read a review for this issue, in which the reviewer had an issue with a "poorly timed joke" made by Dupli-Kate, whereas I thought the joke fit the character quite well and broke the tension in what would have been an overly-emotional-in-a-bad-way-moment.
SCORE: +1








X-Factor is the black sheep of the X-Family tree and that's been something that has worked in the book's favor for pretty much the entire series since it means that literally ANYTHING can happen, which it does, and then it doesn't, but then you're left wondering why and how and who and what and that is exactly why I love it.
SCORE: +1






The Sixth Gun is almost always going to be The Best Comic Book of the week every time it comes out, but this week is the exception that makes the rule. Not because it wasn't amazing (it was) but because the winner of Best Comic Book of the week cheated a little bit (more on this later).
SCORE: +1







I read a review of this issue in which the reviewer took umbrage at the lack of violence. To that I say crazy is still crazy whether it's violent or not and Kyle Baker art is still Kyle Baker art and David Lapham scripts are still David Lapham scripts and Deadpool Max is still the sum of all of its parts, which when you look at its parts is quite a large sum.
SCORE: +1






Have you ever heard the saying, "If you have to explain why a joke is funny then it's not funny"? That's how I feel about this arc of Fables. The thing is, however, it's still Fables (which is a good thing) and the subplot (which I really hope comes to the fore soon) involving the many generations of Bigby's family promises to be AMAZING.
SCORE: +1






My Favorite Comic Book of the week is Power Girl #23 because any comic book that guest stars Superman, Zatanna, a velociraptor dressed as Paul Bunyan and Wexter the Tyrannosaurus Rex with gatling guns for arms from the Axe Cop comic will always be my favorite comic book of the week. Every time.
SCORE: +2






I have more than one sentence worth of things to write about Uncanny X-Force #8. There was no doubt in my mind after reading this that it would be anything other than the Best Comic Book of the week. It almost took the award for My Favorite Comic Book of the week, too. Seriously, guys, whatever you're doing that is keeping you from reading this series, stop it. Right now. Stop. Read this. Also, this book cheated. Issue #7 came out last week and I got confused and reviewed #8 instead of #7. So this week I'm going to review #7. Here it is: It's awesome.
SCORE: +2



That was so easy, you guys. It took like no time at all. I may get back on track after all. It didn't hurt that I bought nothing but amazing comics this week. Do me a favor and check out my homeboy Luke's webcomic Social Fist because, not only will I be posting reviews there, but he's a stand up guy and his comic is kind of awesome, too. Ok, let's see who lives and who dies this week...
DC: 4
Marvel: 4
Image: 1
Vertigo:1
Oni Press: 1

Oh man. We have a tie. Two survivors this week, but only two as Marvel and DC barely escaped the Sugar Man's mine in time to see the immovable door shut on the others and trap them with a horde of savage and hostile attackers. So sad. Thank goodness it's an alternate universe! Thanks for reading, everyone!

Monday, April 25, 2011

ROUND THREE: Comics for April 13, 2011

These reviews are late. Hopefully this won't be a running theme on this blog. I don't really have an excuse this week other than that I bought a whole crap load of comics and totally was not looking forward to writing reviews for all of them. That's still the case somewhat, but since I've already picked up my comics for this week I figured I ought to get these ones done. Anyways, let's get to it...

Everybody knows that everything in the world ever is a competition, so every week the publishers of the comics I read will be fighting for ultimate supremacy; hence "DC versus Marvel". I'm not limiting contestants to only DC and Marvel; I just shortened it for the sake of a catchier blog title. Books will be ranked from -1 to +1 which will add to or subtract from each publisher's overall score. Two +2 scores will be given per week for "Best Comic" of the week and "My Favorite Comic" of the week. I hope it never comes to this (because I don't usually like to buy bad comics), but if a book is just super terrible I may give a score of -2. When all scores are added up I will declare a winner and all other publishers will be killed. Thankfully, this is comics so nobody ever stays dead and we'll start right back over next week.

Here's what I picked up:

Uncanny X-Force #7
Punisher Max #12
Justice League: Generation Lost #23
Cinderella: Fables are Forever #3
Ultimate Comics Spider-Man #157
Booster Gold #43
Batgirl #20
T.H.U.N.D.E.R. Agents #6
Black Panther: The Man Without Fear #517
Casanova: Gula #4
Batman & Robin #22
S.H.I.E.L.D. #Infinity
The Unwritten #24
The Li'l Depressed Boy #3
Secret Warriors #26

Aaaaaannnnndddd.......... FIGHT!

Ok, so the first thing I need to get out of the way is that I didn't actually read all of these books. There's a couple series that I'm still reading my way through and haven't caught up to the point where I can read the newest issue. Those series are Cinderella, Ultimate Comics Spider-Man and Booster Gold.

For general review purposes, I'm just going to give each of these books an automatic +1, because based on my previous experience with each of these series I'm betting these comics are awesome and I look forward to reading them very much. Unfortunately, these +1's aren't being added to the final scores. Sorry, guys. Deal with it.

As far as the books I actually did read, well Jason Aaron's Punisher Max #12 was a pretty awesome one. This issue starts off the story arc in which Frank Castle is incarcerated. I'd been wondering since the end of the last issue (which was also awesome) how Mr. Aaron would pull this story off, and I must say I'm liking the direction this is headed. Frank is still recovering from his fight with Bullseye and he spend the entire issue in a prison hospital bed while two separate groups of inmates come to kill him. I won't give away what happens, but it's pretty cool. Art-wise, if you've ever read any comic book ever drawn by Steve Dillon you know exactly what you're getting. He's like the Too $hort of comics art. He's never changed his style in years. But you know what? It works. And it works very well for this series. Also, I'd be remiss if I didn't mention the gorgeous cover by Dave Johnson. That guy pretty much rocks it every time.
SCORE: +1

If you had told me just a year or two ago that a book called X-Force would be one of the best books coming out, I would have punched you in the throat. Seriously. I would have. Ok, maybe not. It has happened before, after all. Remember Milligan and Allred's amazing X-Force run that led into X-Statix? But that was Milligan and Allred. And that may as well have been a creator owned thing since they came up with all their own characters. This book, though, stars a cast of some of the 90s-est of 90s comic book characters. It should be terrible. It should be god-awful. But it's amazing. It's....... uncanny. See what I did there? Anyways, this issue gives us a one-and-done story where the gang goes up against the Shadow King and I'm pretty sure Rick Remender is setting out to prove he can make even the most flagrant of comic book follies into something completely awesome. Psylocke's psychic armor comes off as pretty badass and Archangel is actually pretty scary. You're gonna want to read this.
SCORE: +1

Sometimes I'll read a comic and realize part way through it that I'm not as smart as I hoped I was. Secret Warriors #26 is one of those comics that makes me feel stupid. Actually, a lot of the time it's a Secret Warriors comic that makes me feel stupid. There's just a lot of intricacies and intrigue and betrayals and reveals and macguffins. Lot's of macguffins. Macguffins out the wahoo. It's a pretty good comic, I guess, from what I got from it. There were actually a couple of really cool scenes that didn't make me feel stupid. Once the series does wrap up, I'm going to sit down one weekend and blast through it all in one shot. Jonathan Hickman is one of my favorite writers and that fact is what has kept me on board with this book through all of its stages and story arcs. Anyways, I think it was the issue just before this, the one where Nick Fury's son is killed while on a misison, maybe it was two issues before this one, but that issue was perfect. And it gave me hope that the series would be wrapping up on that level of storytelling. Maybe it is, I don't know. I'm still trying to figure it out.
SCORE: 0

First of all, this comic is ADORABLE. I mean that in the best possible way. It reminds me a lot of what I enjoy about Brian Wood's comics in that it very convincingly captures the feel of being a young person. In the case of The Li'l Depressed Boy #3, that young person is basically a life-size voodoo doll who wears ironic t-shirts and says things like, "I smash hipsters." Like I said, it's ADORABLE. Last issue LDB and his new, um, girlfriend? friend-girl? romantic interest, we'll say... last issue they went style-points bowling and got kicked out of the bowling alley when LDB threw a hadouken. It was seriously the cutest thing I've ever seen in a comic and I have no problem admitting that as a 29 year old man. This issue the romantic interest, whose name is Jaz, is having a birthday party. While not as adorable as the first couple of issues, this one still has a lot of great moments and it's already one of my favorite comics every month.
SCORE: +1

You know, I was all set to give this issue of Batman & Robin a score of -1 and drop the series from my pull list, but I was talking to a friend of mine on twitter named Luke and he reminded me that during Batman's fight with the White Knight, Batman popped off his bat ears, which then stabbed the White Knight in the face. Honestly, if that's not worth an extra little nudge, I'm not qualified to judge the merits of any book, be they comic or otherwise. I'm still dropping the series, though.
SCORE: 0


One day a few months ago the proprietor of my local comics shoppe recommended that I try out this new book called T.H.U.N.D.E.R. Agents. So I did. And I loved it. So I bought all the issues and have continued to do so ever since. The end.
SCORE: +1





One day almost a year ago I was in New York and I met up with a guy I knew from twitter. A strikingly handsome fellow by the name of David Wolkin. He recommended to me that I read King City. So I bought all the issues and never read them. He also recommended that I read Justice League: Generation Lost. So I bought all the issues and actually did read them. And they were awesome. So I kept buying them. And they kept being awesome. Until this one came out. It wasn't bad, but it also wasn't that good. It's just a lot of movement with nothing substantial to hold it all together. Sound and fury. And, you know what, for this to be the first misstep in a year-long, bi-weekly series? That's pretty great. And the series has been exactly that: pretty great. I was going to give it a -1, but I just talked myself into giving it a 0.
SCORE: 0

Now this is more like it. This comic has been so hit or miss, oftentimes within the pages of a single issue, that it just frustrates to no end. Every time I open a new issue I'm flooded with hope in the potential of every aspect of the story, not least of which is the fact that in the first issue of Black Panther's tenure as lead he kicked a total of seven dudes in the face. This issue had none of the easily avoidable mistakes of the last issue and a hero/hero confrontation that was actually pretty interesting. Plus Francesco Francavilla is pretty much the best at drawing things that happen. Vlad's youngest son still has a bit of an exposition disorder, but honestly that's just being nit picky for the sake of picking nits.
SCORE: +1

Batgirl is awesome. She spent Valentine's Day with Klarion the Witch Boy. She also fought 24 Draculas with Supergirl. Sadly, she doesn't do any of those things in this issue, but this is still one of my favorite comics this week. Also, look at that cover. I mean, come on. Right? Right? Yeah. That's right.
SCORE: +1





I like S.H.I.E.L.D. I like S.H.I.E.L.D. a whole lot. I like S.H.I.E.L.D. so much that I don't really mind having to type out S.H.I.E.L.D. as many times as I did just now. I realize that S.H.I.E.L.D. can be pretty much boiled down to the phrase "softcore history porn." I don't care. I like S.H.I.E.L.D. And this is my favorite issue since the series premiere. The vignette style works really well for a book like this that is still leaving just about every question unanswered. These shorts don't answer any of those questions, but they do add just enough insight to make each little mystery a little bit more mysterious.
SCORE: +1

This book. This book right here. I don't think you'll find anybody on the internet who doesn't like a foul mouthed fairy bunny rabbit wearing a bow tie, and that's EXACTLY what Mr. Mike Carey has given us with this issue. There's also a commentary on faith and zealotry, etc. blah blah blah. Really, all you need to know is that Pauly Bruckner is a bunny rabbit. He wears a bow tie. And he does not speak a sentence without dropping an f-bomb. This is My Favorite Comic Book of the week.
SCORE: +2


The Unwritten #24 would have been The Best Comic Book of the week as well as My Favorite, except for one little thing called Casanova: Gula #4. If I had been writing these reviews back when Casanova was a 16 page book being put out by Image Comics that cost $1.99 you can bet they'd be The Best Comic Book every time. Basically this is Matt Fraction's best work. Even better than Invincible Iron Man. Even better than Immortal Iron Fist. This issue we find out when Cass has been this whole time. It's a bitter sweet thing seeing this issue published again. On the one hand, Casanova is over. And that sucks. It sucked the first time. On the other hand, Avaritia is coming. And that is AWESOME. I absolutely cannot wait for each issue of Avaritia to be The Best Comic Book every time it's released.
SCORE: +2

Ok, so lets see how we did:
Marvel: 4
DC: 2
Image: 1
Icon: 2
Vertigo: 2

Hey, whaddya know! Marvel takes the week, meaning that they won't get shot in the face by Max Lord after figuring out his evil plan. Poor Image, though. With only one point this week, Image got their little necks snapped by Wonder Woman to prevent Superman from being mind controlled.